Thursday, December 03, 2009

Tiger Wood's Cadillac Escalade



The photos were released by the Police.

This is what an Escalade looks like after a low speed crash. We know it was low speed because the airbags didn't deploy.
That is a lot of damage!
Plus the destruction his wife applied to the rear window with one of his golf clubs...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

How come the doofus wasn't driving a Buick he has so admitted to admire in his Buick Commercials?

Anonymous said...

I thought Tiger had class, but after all the media and THEN this BLINGED out Escalade...
Really, do you really need the bling-bling...?!?!

SAD...just SAD.

Anonymous said...

cuz no buick is fast enough to outrun an angry wife when she found out that you cheated on her, apparently a caddy with a 6.2 liter 400 hp 400 torque v8 is not enough too, maybe tiger will move up to a lambo next time.

Anonymous said...

It really isn't that much damage considering he hit a big tree. All of the force was to the right front panel

Anonymous said...

Vince, the airbags didn't go off because the imact didn't trigger the sensors WHICH ARE IN THE FRONT BUMPER.

He would have had to hit something straight on.

honey said...

when you have tons of cash and a perfect wife, wtf are u doing? Plus, you don't drive what all the low iq, thick skulled, athletic sheep drive.

you drive a real car. certainly not an american car (truck)

Fernando said...

Normally, air bags don't deploy in a crash where the car is going less than 40 MPH. Since he barely got out of his driveway, I would imagine he might've reached 25-30 MPH, tops.

Anonymous said...

Tigers name has changed to cheetah.

Anonymous said...

airbags themselves are a hazard, which is why they the engineers try to place the impact sensors only where the bags would decrease the impact to the passanger (say, directly head on). actually impressed, the caddy did exactly what it probably should have (deflected the offset impact into the fender, instead of the passager compartment).

Anonymous said...

The guy hit a tree! Of course there's gonna be damage! What were you expecting? A paint scrape? Get real.

Anonymous said...

"I thought Tiger had class, but after all the media and THEN this BLINGED out Escalade...
Really, do you really need the bling-bling...?!?!

SAD...just SAD."

i wouldn't call this bling out just cuz it has some aftermarket wheel.

but then again, yeah, the car itself does not exactly suit the image that he tries to create, he suits a buick enclave much better than this thing, then yet again, his newest status of another rich black celebrity who sleeps with more than one women suits the escalade perfectly lol

Anonymous said...

"you drive a real car. certainly not an american car (truck)" --yea right, girly-man;

In the REAL world REAL superstars drive REAL AMERICAN IRON. Don't confuse REAL MEN with superfical Valley Girls who often buy pastel Mercedes & BMW's (with the nite lite makup mirror in the visor).


GET A LIFE
GET A CADILLAC

Anonymous said...

"you drive a real car. certainly not an american car (truck)"


Have you ever been in an Escalade? Or any of the GM SUVs? They're amazing and they're desirable all over the world by the wealthiest captains of industry. Aftermarket wheels are completely ghetto though. It's like the automotive equivalent of a gold tooth. I had a better impression of TW before I saw these wheels.