Wednesday, May 09, 2018

2019 Rolls Royce Cullinan







In the mad race to produce the ugliest, most vulgar SUV ever, a new contender has emerged: The all new Rolls Royce Cullinan. (Looks like the Bentley Bentayga might be second now...)

Hard to describe really...  I guess this would be the car equivalent to an expensive suite at a cheap Vegas hotel.

It is actually worse than I though it would be.
I mean look at these stupid looking little rear seats on the tail gate!

Quite amazing, and sad. To see a brand with such history actually producing something like this.
(And probably will make tons of money doing so)

Rolls Royce should not just be about making money. Especially when its owners (BMW) are already making tons of cash with overpriced cars.
You would thing Rolls Royce could be the "Boutique Brand". 



From the old days...


(A big thanks to readers Salvatore, Frank and MFZ for this)




9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Anonymous said...

This isn’t terrible. At least it looks like a real Rolls. Bentayga’s VW bones are a little too obvious.

Anonymous said...

" I guess this would be the car equivalent to an expensive suite at a cheap Vegas hotel."

That ship sailed years ago. Have you seen the constant flood of vile "limited edition" cars? This is not a brand for sophisticated people looking to showcase their good taste. This is a brand for people looking for attention, and who want to buy something equivalent to peacock feathers.

Anonymous said...

This is a Chinese replica, the real one hasnt been revealed yet...

11Thirteen said...

I don’t think it’s that bad. This is the worst color to show it in. I like that it’s squared off. a lot like the old ranges. I can’t honestly say I don’t like the interior styling to the rolls

Anonymous said...

The issue here is that with such a flat faced design, you would think the designers would add bolding chrome bumpers to even out the proportions. Also, the van dashboard doesn't help with proportions either.

Anonymous said...

It's as ugly as it is ridiculous

Harry_Wild said...

The Rolls Royce Cullinan will make you popular at you private high end country club with membership annually topping $225K!

Anonymous said...

The only thing more vulgar will be the Ferrari SUV.